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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan 27, 2012/ 3 Shevat, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Demi Moore was taken by ambulance to alcohol and drug rehab Tuesday. She's lucky to be alive. They should outlaw that Obama speech drinking game where you do a shot every time he says the word fair, the paramedics are buying Ferraris with all the overtime.

CBS News said energy efficient office windows are reflecting sun rays which melt the plastic bodywork on Priuses in parking lots. The beams are red-hot. In the competition for U.S. taxpayer subsidies, green technologies are starting to kill each other like Iraqi tribes.

Bubba Watson bought the old Dodge Charger on the Dukes of Hazzard. It's nicknamed the General Lee with a Rebel naval jack on top, and its horn plays Dixie. After President Obama promised Tuesday to raise taxes again, the rich are starting a secession movement.

Warren Buffett was revealed to own the railroad that'll transport Canadian oil to Texas now that Obama's canceled the Keystone pipeline. It's all clear now. President Obama will only say it's really unfair that the railroad engineer has to pay a higher tax rate than Warren Buffett.

L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa deputized city inspectors Monday to make sure actors are wearing condoms while shooting porno movies at studios. It's tough to find qualified inspectors. Most of the people who have had experience with porn have gone blind by now.

The Detroit Tigers signed slugger Prince Fielder Tuesday, giving him a nine-year deal for two hundred and twenty million. It's not as much as it sounds. He only wanted one hundred fifty million to play ball in Detroit, the rest is for the security system on his house.

Garth Brooks won a million-dollar suit against an Oklahoma HMO Tuesday which he said reneged on a promise to name a hospital wing after his mother in return for a huge donation. You reach a point in your country music career where you're sick of love and you'd just as soon write songs about being betrayed by a hospital fundraising committee.

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