Jewish World Review Jan 20, 2012/ 25 Teves, 5772
The News in Zingers
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House rejected the Keystone pipeline bringing oil to the U.S. from Canada Wednesday. The environmentalists don't want oil coming from a country that doesn't hate us. They will never persuade us to go solar if someone's not blowing up our buildings.
President Obama wrote Iran's leader a letter proposing direct talks on the Straits of Hormuz. He's willing to be photographed meeting with Iran's leader. Obama's decided he can beat Romney so easily he's going to lose New York and California to make it sporting.
President Obama disclosed he'll give his Democratic convention acceptance speech this fall at Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte. It seats seventy-four thousand people. The stadium is already sold out, but Obama persuaded the job fair to give him half an hour.
Newt Gingrich's ex-wife Marianne gave a two-hour interview to ABC News airing out the dirty laundry in their marriage. This could actually help him. America once had a president who cut taxes and cheated on his wife, and it will forever be known as Camelot.
Occupy Wall Street protesters threw a smoke bomb over the White House fence and onto the South Lawn while protesting in Washington Tuesday. There were no arrests. As long as you want to bring down capitalism the White House attitude is, boys will be boys.
NASA scientists disclosed that the Earth was pelted by rocks in a meteor shower that broke away from Mars last year and hit North Africa. The Palestinians were upset. They had been praying for Allah to throw rocks at Israel and he didn't adjust for the wind.
The Pentagon sent troops to East Africa last week supported by U.S. military forces in Saudi Arabia. U.S. troops in Iraq withdrew to Kuwait who are covering U.S. Navy off Iran. Apple just came out with a new app that tells you why our troops are in any country you click on.
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