Jewish World Review Jan 10, 2012/ 15 Teves, 5772
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Joseph P. Kennedy III made plans to run for retiring Barney Frank's House seat. The Democrats see the polls saying America's on the wrong track. They think voters will be ready to replace the first gay congressman with a man from the First Family of Womanizing.
The Iron Lady starring Meryl Streep as Lady Margaret Thatcher opened Friday. The movie details the dementia that struck her late in life as it did Churchill and Reagan. Hollywood can't honor a great woman without implying that conservatism rots your brain.
U.S. Senator Marco Rubio wrote a letter to the president Friday saying that the U.S. was on track to become a deadbeat nation. His concern is the sixteen trillion dollar U.S. debt. Whenever the Oval Office phone rings, Obama lets the machine pick it up in case it's China.
The White House proposed new hardship rules making it easier for illegal aliens to stay in the U.S. on Friday. How much easier does it have to be? All they have to do to get here is to walk across the border and all they have to do to stay here is register to vote.
The CIA is investigating if the White House leaked film of the Osama bin Laden kill to Sony Pictures. The studio made a movie about the raid. Osama nearly escaped when he heard John Williams and the orchestra on the roof recording the sound track of the movie.
The New York Post reports NBC News will not renew Chelsea Clinton's contract as a feature news reporter. It was inevitable. NBC is tired of somebody from her mother's office constantly jumping in front of the TV cameras and saying Chelsea doesn't talk to the media.
The NFL said Aaron Rodgers's Green Bay Packers jersey was the top-selling jersey last year at the NFL's online store with Tim Tebow's jersey second. That's easily explained. Only married guys buy the Tebow jersey, it's no good at all if you're trying pick up women.
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