Jewish World Review Jan 5, 2012/ 10 Teves, 5772
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Katy Perry and Russell Brand announced last week they will divorce. He brought his personal demons into the relationship and she brought her personal demons into the relationship. Whenever two Hollywood stars fall in love, it's like two dump trucks colliding.
The EEOC warned employers Tuesday that requiring job applicants to have a high school diploma may violate the Americans with Disabilities Act. It's a point of pride. We want to show the world that America has the finest workforce that ever dropped out of high school.
USA Today reported a new real estate boom in Arizona from North Dakotans buying up winter homes in Phoenix and Tucson. They are avoiding L.A. and San Diego. If you're an oil millionaire living in Southern California, environmentalists throw paint on your coat.
President Obama flew back to Washington D.C. Monday after enjoying two weeks off in Hawaii. He faces a difficult re-election battle. We live in a time where forty percent of your income goes to the government and the other sixty percent goes to your gas station.
Mitt Romney returned to New Hampshire Tuesday following the Iowa caucuses. He's still having trouble connecting with evangelicals. At the end of Mitt Romney's speeches, he acknowledges all the advantages he's had in life and he always thanks his maker, Mattel.
John Edwards asked a federal judge in North Carolina for a delay in his criminal trial for money laundering last week. He's developed a medical condition. He caught osteoporosis from some of his donors when he went to the nursing home to pick up the checks.
Ron Paul finished third in the Iowa caucuses Tuesday. He's drawn criticism for his isolationist foreign policy and for wanting to legalize marijuana, prostitution and cocaine. Ron Paul doesn't just want to withdraw our troops overseas, he wants to surrender our three wars at home.
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