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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan 2, 2012/ 7 Teves, 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Parents Television Council ripped the TV networks Friday for promoting casual sex. Every night it is teen sex, office sex, vampire sex, or gay teen sex in a glee club led by a lesbian gym teacher. Roman Polanski is beginning to think that it's safe to come home.

China's space program announced Thursday it's considering plans to send a manned flight to the moon sometime during this coming decade. This ends a traditional U.S. monopoly. Within five years all the moon rocks sold at Wal-Mart will be made in China.

Samoa crossed the Date Line Thursday to live on the same day as its trading partner Australia. The islanders went straight from Thursday to Saturday as though Friday did not exist. It's the only time people ever lost an entire day without the help of a coke dealer.

The NAACP in Michigan announced it will stage an Occupy the PGA event at a Seniors event in May. They'll protest on the golf course for housing to be provided as a human basic right. It's not enough to have subsidized housing, they want it along the 18th fairway.

Foot Lockers got hit by more riots over Nike's new Air Jordan shoes Thursday. Street robbers are forcing people who wear them to take them off and hand them over. The reason people are rioting to buy these shoes is that it is the only way to protect your Rolex.

Hillary Clinton was named the Most Admired Woman in America in the Gallup Poll's annual listing. It was her sixteenth win, breaking Eleanor Roosevelt's record, with Jackie Kennedy third. To get the award you must marry a great Democrat and look the other way.

Richard Nixon was described in a new book as a very heavy drinker who took drugs and beat his wife. He always cursed and used the N-word on tapes. There's a civic push in Detroit to place a statue of Richard Nixon in front of the office building of Def Jam Records.

North Korea saluted Kim Jong-Il's son Kim Jung-Un as its Supreme Leader. He's in his twenties. It gives them a huge technological edge over their enemies now that they have the world's only leader who knows how to hook up a Playstation to stream pirated movies.

Brazil celebrated the news that it overtook Great Britain as the world's sixth largest economy on Tuesday. It shows the growing power of free markets in South America. President Obama gave his congratulations and asked if we could borrow a Brazilian dollars.

President Obama raised the debt ceiling another trillion Monday. It was a watershed moment. We're at the point where a president can borrow a trillion dollars while on vacation approved by a Congress that's out of session from a country with a one-child policy.

President Obama agreed Thursday to slap banking sanctions on Iran to punish Iran for their nuclear weapons program. That's the way to hurt them. If we really want to destroy Iran's nuclear program, all we have to do is sell the Iranians a variable-rate second mortgage on their nuclear reactor and be upwind when the balloon payment's due.

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