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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 25, 2011 / 20 Shevat, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama will deliver his State of the Union address before the U.S. Congress tonight. His speechwriters want him to begin by saying that the State of the Union is good. Starting a speech with a good joke is the surest way to get the crowd on your side.


West Point honored U.S. hostages released by Iran thirty years ago last Friday. The Iranians seized the U.S. Embassy, took U.S. hostages and burned U.S. flags. Thirty years later it's impossible to convey to younger people just how much some people hated disco.


Taco Bell dropped its sponsorship of MTV's Skins Friday when parents threatened to boycott Taco Bell. Skins depicts high school kids partying hard. Learning that Mexican food will sober you up for the drive home is something you're not supposed to know until college.


Hawaii's governor said Friday he still can't find Obama's birth certificate. He can't get through the crowd at the hall of records. Looking for Obama's birth certificate has become something tourists love to do late in the afternoon after they've had enough sun.


White House press secretary Robert Gibbs hedged Monday when asked if President Obama has really quit smoking. It's never the smoker's fault. President Obama says he'd like to quit smoking but he can't get the sixty votes in the Senate to make it happen.


China's president Hu Jintao thanked president Obama for his hospitality Thursday before he left. The White House state dinner belonged on Comedy Central. The head waiter asked Obama six times who gets served first and Obama agreed with him all six times.


Hu Jintao visited a Chicago school Friday which teaches the Chinese language to U.S. kids. Tomorrow's American needs to know Spanish in order to give instructions and Chinese in order to take instructions. English will still be spoken, but only in the traditional masses.


Walt Disney Company announced Tuesday it will completely renovate Disneyland's theme locations inside the park. Disney officials explained they want to allow young people to see the future in all its wonder. Tomorrowland is a scale model of Mexico City.


Los Angeles was rated the rudest city in America in a survey conducted of tourists for Travel and Leisure magazine. That's easily solvable. L.A. is the most gracious, helpful and welcoming city on earth when tourists simply introduce themselves as producers from out of town.


The FBI arrested one hundred and twenty-seven Mafia figures in Brooklyn Thursday, incarcerating most of the mob family bosses. What's left is obvious. John Gotti Jr. will get a blue ribbon from the Westminster Kennel Club next week as the Last Dog Standing.

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