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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 18, 2011 / 13 Shevat, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | China's president Hu Jintao arrives in the U.S. capital for talks at the White House this week. He's said he's always amazed whenever he sees the Washington Monument. He simply can't understand how a city of three million people can get by with one watchtower.


New York Jets owner Woody Johnson said Friday he doesn't mind his team's image as drinking, womanizing brawlers. He's the heir to Johnson & Johnson's. The more he can encourage Americans to live life to the very fullest, the more first aid kits his family can sell.


Brett Favre's sister Brandi was busted Tuesday for operating a meth lab in her home in Mississippi. It's an epidemic. Did you ever think you would see the day when Contac cold capsules replaced Crisco as the most indispensable ingredient in Southern cooking?


China's leaders surprised visiting U.S. defense officials Tuesday by unveiling China's first stealth jet bomber invisible to radar. However, the bomber only has a range of five hundred miles. A half hour after the Chinese fuel the plane, it's hungry for fuel again.


The N.Y. Mercantile Exchange saw oil near a hundred dollars a barrel Friday. Gasoline prices are ruinous once again. Last week Oprah Winfrey gave away cars to everybody in her studio audience and she was nearly killed by all the keys that came flying back to her.


The White House refused to make a comment Friday on the soaring gasoline prices. However the government is willing to help. The Treasury Department just offered to either mail you your income tax rebate or they can deposit it directly into your gas station.


Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was accused of sex with an underage stripper Friday. His opponents say when he dies, they'll cheer at his memorial service. The University of Arizona charges five thousand dollars a night for the arena, which includes the crowd and the T-shirts.


President Obama eased the travel ban to Havana Friday for church, cultural and ethnic groups so they can go to Cuba. Their efforts to end the ban were tireless and determined. One ethnic group is never going to rest until they get their casinos back.


Homeland Security scuttled the virtual fence on the Mexican border Friday. The billion-dollar project used invisible light beams to stop illegal aliens. Of course it didn't work but it did earn the fencing contractor the Nobel Prize in Salesmanship.


Senator Mark Udall proposed Wednesday that Democrats and Republicans sit mixed together during the State of the Union speech instead of on separate sides. It had to be the president's idea. Nothing throws off a comedian like when half the room is laughing at your jokes while the other half of the room is just standing up and applauding them.

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