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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 11, 2011 / 6 Shevat, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama relayed welcome economic news from new Labor Department data on Friday. He announced the creation of one hundred and twelve thousand new jobs in America. The bad news is, they're all vacation planners and drivers for him and his family.


President Obama declared Friday that the country is successfully digging itself out of a hole. Everybody hopes so. We've been honoring the Chilean miners for two months hoping to get some tips from them on how to pass the time of day while we are down here.


Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg met with China officials Wednesday about expanding FB operations there. FB is the perfect way to connect in this Age of Isolation. Facebook is the only place where you can talk to a wall without everybody thinking you're an idiot.


John Edwards reportedly got engaged to Rielle Hunter Thursday, just weeks after his wife's funeral. It's good for comedy. The tabloids taped John Edwards in a hotel room groaning and moaning and emitting lusty noises, and that's just while he was combing his hair.


GOP House Speaker John Boehner wept publicly again Wednesday just before Nancy Pelosi handed over the gavel to him. It's expected of him now. John Boehner will serve a dual purpose in this Congress, serving as both Speaker of the House and as the Town Crier.


House Republicans voted to schedule debate on repealing the health Care reform law in Congress this week. House Democrats failed to forestall the vote. Nancy Pelosi got very angry on the House floor, even if you couldn't tell by the expression on her face.


House Republicans vowed Friday to make good on their promise to cut government spending. Government jobs are no longer safe and secure. Nowadays an optimist is any postal package handler in Maryland or Washington who irons five shirts on Sunday night.


The American Dental Association urged seniors to maintain healthy teeth to help maintain their mental health. They say seniors who lose their teeth have an increased risk of dementia. On the bright side, they are more likely to be hired as WalMart greeters.


President Obama named Gene Sperling to head the Economic Council Friday. This was the third Clinton administration official he'd appointed in a week. Once those guys balance the budget, Obama is just three female accusers away from a sweeping reelection victory.


Chicago's William Daley left JP Morgan Chase to become President Obama's chief of staff Thursday. It came out that his official title at JP Morgan was vice president in charge of social responsibility. Shareholders were so angry that the company's been socially responsible that they sold off the stock Friday and pulled down the whole market.

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