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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 5, 2011 / 29 Teves, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Enjoy part two of our look back at things that made us laugh in 2010.

JULY - The World Cup brought soccer fans to South Africa from all over the world this week. One quarterfinal bracket consists of Germany, Uruguay, Paraguay and Brazil. For all the Nazi-hunters from the Simon Wiesenthal Center it's like a Farmer's Market.


President Obama demanded amnesty for illegals Tuesday, the same day health care reform put a tax on tanning booths. It's nuts. Leave it to Democrats to subsidize brown people who want to be Americans and tax Americans who want to be browner people.


AUGUST - Fox News host Greg Gutfeld vowed to open a gay disco across the street from the proposed mosque near Ground Zero, The FBI actually likes the idea. It'll give us an extra three hundred pair of eyes on every young man who goes in and out of the mosque.


Roger Clemens was indicted Thursday for telling the U.S. government he never did steroids. Earlier in the day the Iraq War officially ended when the U.S. government told Roger Clemens that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. Let's just call it even.


SEPTEMBER - Pastor Terry Jones faced a press conference Thursday and canceled his planned Koran burning on his church lawn. There was palpable relief in Asia. The pastor's Southern accent led many people in the world to think he was planning to burn Koreans.


Michelle Obama vowed to re-submit her Healthy Foods Initiative to Congress next session in January. Not all Democrats are enlisted in the food police. When Bill Clinton was president the White House had two kitchens, a pantry and its own McDonald's.


OCTOBER - Chilean miners were jubilant Friday when all thirty-three men emerged from the mine after two months. Cheers in Chile turned to concern in Arizona. The U.S. Border Patrol isn't prepared to deal with illegal aliens coming from the center of the earth.


NOVEMBER - President Obama fled the election results Wednesday and flew to India where he will give a televised speech to their Congress. It's a great place for him to make a speech. If Barack Obama's Teleprompter breaks in India, tech support is a local call.


President Obama admitted he hit no home runs at the Group of Twenty Summit. He was diminished by the U.S. elections. If the world stage were a Nativity Scene, Obama would be a cow sitting sidestage reminding the other cows that he was Jesus last year.


DECEMBER - Prince William gave Kate Middleton his mother's engagement ring Thursday. When Lady Diana got engaged to Prince Charles she had to pass a virginity test. At U.S. airports this week four dozen American women were cleared by the TSA to marry royalty.


President Obama accused Republicans of taking the middle class hostage Tuesday during his press conference, and he twice referred to the GOP as hostage-takers. The comment backfired. Now Republicans are more popular in the Muslim world than Obama is.

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