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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 4, 2011 / 28 Teves, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | It's time for our annual look back at the year in jokes. Here's part one, come back tomorrow for part two.


JANUARY - Osama bin Laden took credit for the Underwear Bomber's airline bombing attempt over Detroit on Christmas Day. He doesn't know if the attempt succeeded. Looking at an aerial view of Detroit you can't tell if the bomb went off or it didn't.


Charlie Sheen lost his Hanes deal Tuesday for assaulting his wife on Christmas Day. It shows the clout of feminism. On a day when a Nigerian uses men's briefs to try to blow up a plane Charlie Sheen is blamed for ruining the good name of underwear.


FEBRUARY - Tiger Woods announced Monday he will open a Tiger Woods Learning Center in two Washington D.C. schools. It's a win-win. Tiger can teach the kids how to hit a golf ball and the kids can teach Tiger how to erase text messages before Mommy reads them.


The Super Bowl nixed a TV ad showing two men watching the game as their hands touch in a potato chip bowl. They lose control and kiss. The NFL has always taught us that beer will make you sexy but they won't teach us that potato chips make you gay.


MARCH - Fidel Castro said Monday it was a miracle that President Obama got Health Care Reform passed but added that Obama's a capitalist-imperialist. How sweet. Leave it to Castro to issue a statement which makes both Democrats and Republicans proud of President Obama.


APRIL - Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said Wednesday U.S. troops are making progress in Afghanistan. Just last week U.S. forces captured the Taliban's number-two leader. This sounds like a big deal until you realize that Joe Biden is our number-two leader.


Mel Gibson's racist rant was secretly tape recorded by lover Oksana Grigorieva with a microphone in her earrings. It's sad. How can a guy who's seen all the racial progress in this country over the last forty years forget that all Russians are spies?


MAY - British Petroleum launched a massive effort to plug the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Every night people get angrier seeing oil-covered pelicans on the TV news. If Americans want to see oil-covered birds they'll go to Kentucky Fried Chicken.


General Motors announced its first electric car, the Chevy Volt, will hit their auto showrooms this Christmas. Alternative energy cars are the rage. Ford is developing a new car that runs on water but so far it only runs on water from the Gulf of Mexico.


JUNE - BP pointed out Thursday the oil spill has resulted in thousands of new jobs in the Gulf. They have a right to brag. It shows that a private company can create more jobs when it screws up than the government can when it's firing on all cylinders.


President Obama held a press conference Thursday to address the Gulf of Mexico oil spill reaching Florida. It's getting worse. After the press conference, the president met Bill Clinton for lunch, the first sign that the slick had reached Obama.

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