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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 19, 2009 / 23 Teves 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | CNBC business news reports that Barack Obama sports merchandise and collectibles sales hit two hundred million dollars Friday. Everything with his face on it is selling. General Motors just can't decide whether to put it on the doors or the hood. Tiger Woods spoke at the Lincoln Memorial Inaugural Show Sunday. It had Stevie Wonder, Beyonce, Denzel Washington, Martin Luther King III and Garth Brooks. The audience enjoyed a song by Stevie Wonder, a dance by Beyonce, a reading by Denzel Washington, and a sermon by Martin Luther King III followed by an apology by Garth Brooks.


Madame Toussaud's Wax Museum unveiled its likeness of Barack Obama Friday. The wax figure can't capture his rich speaking voice. Barack Obama sounds so much like the voice of God that he is not allowed on the courthouse lawn in twenty-eight states.


Will Farrell plays President Bush in a new Broadway show called You're Welcome America: A Final Night with George W. Bush. The ridicule is scathing. Democrats are afraid it's what's in store for Caroline Kennedy if she doesn't stick to charity work.


White House staffers finish moving out of their offices today while the Living Quarters are being emptied of the First Family's clothing and furniture. Today is the last day of the Bush administration. It's just what Islam needs, another holy day.


U.S. Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger made a miraculous landing in the Hudson River Thursday, averting tragedy. There was a delay getting everybody off the plane. The airline charges extra for water, and a lot of the passengers didn't have exact change.


Treasury Secretary nominee Tim Geithner won't be sworn in on Inauguration Day because a back tax issue still has to be cleared up. It was an honest mistake. He thought that when you purchase an illegal immigrant maid online, you don't have to pay sales taxes.


New Jersey child protective services seized two kids whose parents named them after Adolf Hitler and Aryan Nations. Everyone says they're good students. They are the first kids to have their hands in the air each day, even if it's during the Pledge of Allegiance.


The U.S. Senate decided on Thursday to give the second half of the bailout money to Barack Obama. He'll have three hundred fifty billion to hand out to anyone he wants. If his wife has a shopping addiction, we are all going to find out about it now.


Barack Obama took a train from Philadelphia to Washington D.C. in tribute to Abe Lincoln. He wants to relive the Great Emancipator's dramatic trip through Virginia. He's going to follow Abe Lincoln's itinerary and wear one of Evel Knievel's jumpsuits.


Hillary Clinton said farewell to the Senate Thursday as she prepares to become Secretary of State. What a journey. In eight years Hillary Clinton has come from being the wronged woman in a sex scandal to the wronged woman in a presidential race.


Barack Obama was reported Tuesday to have selected a classic black silk tuxedo to wear to the ten Inaugural balls in his honor. Historians are worried. The last president who had ten balls led the nation into two wars and crashed the stock market.


Cadillac rolled out Barack Obama's new presidential limo Monday. The five-inch-armor-plated car can withstand a roadside bomb, a poison gas attack and gunfire. If we'd sent President Bush to invade Iraq personally we'd have been out of there by now.

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