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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 8, 2007 / 18 Teves, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi became the first woman to be Speaker of the House on Thursday. She said she's not going to impeach the president, and she's not going to cut off funding for the war, and she's not going to reverse the GOP tax cuts. President Bush is so sure it's a trap he now sleeps in a different bed every night.


The New York Post cited a survey released Thursday showing the average price for a Manhattan apartment passed one million dollars last year. It's really hard on minorities. Democrats have begun demanding affordable housing for Alex Rodriguez.


The New York Mercantile Exchange last week reported lower prices per barrel of oil on the world market. How nice. This news was published in the newspapers for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn about it for months.


United Airlines workers at Chicago's O'Hare Airport reported seeing a UFO over Concourse C last fall. The brightly-lit saucer hovered briefly, then took off. They just stayed long enough for the aliens to register for Social Security benefits.


Nancy Pelosi gave a speech to the House Thursday after taking the gavel as Speaker. She presented herself as an Italian grandmother from Baltimore. You would never have guessed she represented San Francisco until she led the House in the YMCA spellout.


Hillary Clinton was sworn into the Senate Thursday with her hand on a Bible which was held by her husband Bill. You could see it was an old dog-eared family Bible. It still has the yellow highlighting on the passages that say oral sex is not adultery.


Miami Dolphins coach Nick Saban agreed to coach the Alabama Crimson Tide for eight years and thirty-two million dollars. Reaction was swift. Warren Buffett is trying to figure out if it's a smart move to buy a college and make himself coach.


Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid revealed his life story in a CNN interview Wednesday. He said he learned how to swim at a Nevada whorehouse where the madam gave him five dollars for Christmas. You never forget your first year in an American legislature.


Democrat Barney Frank on Wednesday demanded that businesses accept single-payer health care, higher wages, lower executive pay and more unions. He'll see the light. When Barney Frank gets steamrollered by American businesses he'll be a flat tax man.


U.S. Congressman Keith Ellison was sworn in Thursday with his hand on a Koran that belonged to Thomas Jefferson. It's not surprising that the third president liked to read the Koran. He consulted it for advice on how to keep women covered up.


The White House struck a deal with Mexico Tuesday to allow illegal aliens to receive Social Security benefits. Mexico was ecstatic. Mexico's president may fly to Washington next week to help President Bush celebrate Sinko de Poll Numbers.

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