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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 30, 2006 / 30 Teves, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Super Bowl, it was reported Thursday, will air worldwide from Ford Stadium in Detroit. The game will be televised live to two hundred and forty countries in thirty-two languages. Apparently all the new Ford plants have a satellite hook-up for the game.


Bubba Watson wowed galleries at the Buick Invitational in La Jolla, averaging three hundred sixty yards off the tee. He was nearly penalized for slow play. After his drive on the eleventh hole he got caught in the traffic coming back from Mexico.


Democratic U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer demanded a special counsel to probe Jack Abramoff's influence on Republican congressmen Friday. Democrats are clean as a whistle here. Whenever a lobbyist takes them to Scotland, they count every stroke.


The Architect of the Capitol closed the U.S. Capitol's central staircase for four months to fix a leak. His office maintains the building's structural integrity. If Senator Byrd loses his marbles the architect's office is in charge of finding them.


The California Assembly passed a bill legalizing the cultivation of hemp for industrial uses. Hemp is the biological cousin of marijuana. They were once on the Jerry Springer Show together but they were thrown out for being too mellow to fight.


Israel reacted warily to the election victory by Hamas Thursday. Don't expect peace overtures. Israel was willing to let bygones be bygones until the leader of Hamas assured a victory rally that Jerusalem will once again be a chocolate city.


Saddam Hussein's defense lawyers said Thursday he will sue President Bush and Tony Blair for destroying Iraq's environment and ecosystem. Just look at the movie billboards. In the last year alone penguins have been replaced by gay cowboys.


Oprah Winfrey apologized Thursday for promoting James Frey's recovery memoir, A Million Little Pieces. It was obvious this guy hadn't recovered from alcoholism. Those weren't cufflinks he was wearing on the Larry King Show, they were curb feelers.


Hillary Clinton blasted the White House on Wednesday for spying illegally on American citizens. That's a change of heart. She wasn't against spying when she had that peephole installed in the Oval Office behind the portrait of Jack Kennedy.

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