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Jewish World Review Jan. 24, 2005 / 14 Shevat, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Robert Redford opened the Sundance Film Festival in Utah
Thursday in the ski resort town of Park City. He said he regards
it as a festival of dissent. During recreation time several skiers
made it all the way down Michael Moore in ten minutes.
President Bush gave a stunning Inaugural Address Thursday
where he vowed to end tyranny. The crowd sat silent. Nobody knew
which tyrant he was targeting but Hillary Clinton spent the rest
of the day saying please and thank you to everybody.
The White House braced itself for reaction in European
capitals to President Bush's Inaugural Address. In the Berlin
newspapers his speech was described by Germans as chilling and
grandiose and warlike. In other words, he had them at hello.
The EPA informed large farms that generate a lot of animal
waste Friday they can operate if they monitor air pollution. It's
a recent problem. There's a lot of leftover hog waste now that
Arnold Schwarzenegger is no longer in the movie business.
Senator John McCain offered a plan Friday to normalize the
status of illegal aliens. There's only one explanation. He must be
on a health kick because defending illegal immigration in front of
an Arizona crowd is a good way to get your vegetables.
Donald Trump got a free ring from a jeweler for his wedding
to model Melania Knauss on Saturday. He's such a romantic. The
pre-nup clearly states she will have thirteen weeks to impress him
with her eagerness and originality or she's fired.
Hillary Clinton gave a speech Wednesday in Boston where she
backed the public expression of religious faith. She also just
came out against illegal aliens. They make too much noise running
through the woods while she's trying to shoot deer.
Howard Dean was reported Wednesday to be gaining momentum
among Democrats as party chairman. It's a daunting task. Somebody
has to re-program Democrats after eight years of Bill Clinton in
office and persuade them that life isn't all romance.
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