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Jewish World Review Jan. 19, 2005 / 9 Shevat, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Bill Clinton was shown on tape to the audience at the Golden
Globe Awards on Sunday night to make a pitch for relief aid money.
The producers were grateful to book him on the show. He's the only
comedian alive who can follow Robin Williams.
CBS News asked Katie Couric Monday to replace Dan Rather in
March. Reaction was swift. The anchorman produced documents which
purport to show that Katie Couric pulled strings and used her
family connections to get out of covering the Persian Gulf War.
Prince Charles ordered Prince Harry to clean out the pig sty
at a family hog farm for wearing Nazi garb. It's unbelievable. As
penance for his insult to the Jewish community they've sent him to
a farm to break every dietary law in Leviticus.
The New York Times said Monday Bobby Kennedy Jr. might run
for New York attorney general. The recovering heroin addict would
be running against his future ex-brother-in-law Andrew Cuomo,
who's about to divorce his sister. New York politics is so
incestuous, these guys should be running for attorney general of
West Virginia.
John Kerry complained Monday Democrats had to wait in long
lines on Election Day. He's taking the short view. This wasn't
merely about choosing a president, it was about electing enough
Republicans to make impeachment mathematically impossible.
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