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Jewish World Review Jan. 17, 2005 / 7 Shevat, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Prince Harry was photographed wearing a Nazi uniform at a
costume party last weekend in London. The press is having a field
day. It's the first uproar in three years that cannot be silenced
by saying September 11th changed everything.
Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart said he will stay at USC
and not enter the NFL draft. He would rather play for free than
give up all the fun he's having in this town. Now you know why
Billy Graham starts all his crusades in Los Angeles.
Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant severely sprained
his ankle Thursday in a nationally televised game with the
Cleveland Cavaliers. The sprain was his second serious leg injury.
The summer before last in Colorado he pulled a Bill Clinton.
The New York Times reports baseball is refusing to test for
amphetamines use, which is a more widespread problem that
steroids. This is awful. The next time Randy Johnson kills a
passing dove with a pitch, nobody will think it's an accident.
Afghan president Hamid Karzai set fire to fifteen tons of
heroin with cameras rolling Friday. Local farmers were dismayed.
They thought they had a friend in the White House when they heard
that the president's father is nicknamed Poppy Bush.
NASA released a photo Friday from the probe of Saturn's moon
Titan. It shows a dry river bed and evidence of a lake. The surest
way to learn if there's water on Titan is to send Charles Barkley
there on the next launch and have him hit a golf ball.
Congress will investigate radio commentator Armstrong
Williams for accepting money from the Department of Education.
Members are outraged. If he wants to take money under the table to
support a bill he can run for Congress like everybody else.
New Scientist says the Pentagon ten years ago considered
making a non-lethal chemical artillery shell. It sprays a chemical
aphrodisiac on enemy troops that makes them sexually irresistible
to each other when they smell it. The chemical is still readily
available but the project broke down over where to hang the disco ball.
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