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Jewish World Review Jan. 14, 2005 / 4 Shevat, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Hollywood celebrities will stage a benefit telethon Saturday
on NBC to raise money for the tsunami-hit countries of South Asia.
All Hollywood is offering to pitch in and help. Michael Moore has
pledged not to do any cannonballs off his boat.
London radiologists warned Tuesday that kids under eight
shouldn't be allowed to use cellphones. They say the magnetic
waves could cause brain damage in children. This explains why
California kids get into the car with Michael Jackson.
Ted Kennedy committed an embarrassing gaffe before the
National Press Club in Washington Wednesday. He referred to U.S.
Senator Barack Obama of Illinois as Osama bin Osama Obama. The
Kennedys always find it hard to concentrate as Lent approaches.
Don King sued ESPN for two billion dollars Wednesday for
calling him a snake oil salesman. He's a major donor to the GOP.
George Bush holds the distinction of being the only man to ever
shake hands with Don King and walk away with the money.
Bill Clinton's memoir, it was announced Tuesday, will be
released in paperback in two volumes. The book has all the juicy
details Americans love and it's all true. Even the special prosecutor
Ken Starr has a name that sounds like a porno movie legend.
Prince Harry was photographed at a costume party dressed as
a Nazi stormtrooper and wearing a swastika armband. Many people
have speculated he isn't really Prince Charles' son. After the
photograph came out Wednesday, Prince Charles was one of them.
The Weather Channel announced Tuesday Los Angeles set a
rainfall record. The city had fifteen inches in two weeks. People
in Los Angeles have stopped making fun of mobile homes because one
more inch of rain and they will all be mobile homes.
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